Funny Wedding Invitation Wording

                   Here's a sample of some funny wedding invitation wording.  It even rhymes and by the tone of it, you can tell that it's a casual wedding.  I am sure you can show up wearing jeans, t-shirt and slippers to this wedding if you feel like it.  And did I mention that they some like southerners and farmers even though they aren't.  If you want an elegant wedding and a formal event, then this is an example of what not to write in your wedding invitation.  If this was your wedding and people are making these comments or thinking this in their head then it may not be funny.  Hopefully, the bride/groom that sent this funny wedding invitation out does not find this website.

                    This is what the wedding invitation said...

Please join the round-up      (round-up?  Are they thinking cattle or what?)

Of friends and kin

to celebrate the day

their new life will begin.

(Blank) and (Blank) are          

getting hitched and you're

invited to C'mon over and        (This is not really a get together guys and drink some beer.)

celebrate...

                         Oh and the last line, they did mention casual attire.   (of course, I'm sure all the neighbors will show up.)  And it's in a casual restaurant as well.  Hmm, I'm guessing the wedding won't cost that much.  Hey, you should read some of the funny and humourous wedding stories and maybe use those of example of what you don't want to happen.

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